Ranging from the ultra-hip to guardians of the entire galaxy, these are the organisations which exist only on the big screen. The kind which, when the lights come up and the credits roll, inspire us to look at each other and sigh, ‘Gee, I wish I worked there’.

. ACME

Is there anything this company doesn’t do? The ultimate all-rounder, ACME Corp’s manufacturing prowess ranges from parachutes to mouse-traps to the always-handy oversized anvil. They even deliver to the desert with lightning speed. Perfect for anyone wanting to catch that wascally wittle wabbit.

. Hanso Foundation

If we have all learnt anything from the popular series Lost, it’s that we all love an organisation with an air of mystery. And what better than an ambiguous medical institute on an equally mysterious forgotten island? These mad scientists capture and imprison whichever unlucky visitor happens to land on their shores, and armed with syringes and some clever mind games, they not only probe and pet their visitors, but confuse them (and us) terribly too. With its labyrinths of darkened futuristic hallways buried underground, mind-boggling surveillance apparatus, and submarine, you too can feel like James Bond with a stethoscope.

. The Jedi Order

I realise this is not really a company, but it certainly provides a very appealing career prospect. Yoda and his crew of oddly-shaped misfits monitor and control the entire universe, acting as guardians of the galaxy, defending the innocent and having a great time doing it, too. Superficially, this may be seen as the perfect job, offering perks such as world-domination, action, and lots of travel. And on top of that, you get to be quite nifty with a light-saber. However do keep in mind that constantly being away from home on work trips and strict regulations on celibacy may quickly grow tiresome, apart from the fact that there is also something nauseating about an organisation which is so sickeningly virtuous. And plus, due to an over-use of virtual hologram messages, there is practically no opportunity to steal stationary. But do beware, as such thoughts place you in precarious position to be overcome by the Dark Side. Pick your side carefully, as this is not a competition you want to lose.

. Empire Records

This ultra-hip record store is a classic tribute to the rock and roll lifestyle, and especially tempting for those of us who know that the corporate world is simply not ready for us. Do not fear if your musical knowledge is sparing, all you really need is the right hipster attitude. Appropriate lycra and leather uniform is probably also helpful. Grungy, dirty but full of love, your work colleagues may well become an extension of your family. And let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a roof-top party?

. Monsters Inc.

For those of us who enjoy April Fools Day just that little too much, this fun company may provide the perfect position. Be aware that the compulsion to scare children is almost as important as a fear of them. Working with monsters is not for the faint-hearted, but certainly does have its perks. Firstly, you will never again need a ladder to reach the top shelf. And secondly, you are blessed with the ability to stroll into anyone’s bedroom at a whim. Try to restrain from doing this too often, however. You may be surprised by people’s dexterity with a baseball bat.