There once was a boy who lived by himself. But that was only what the people of Rabbit Valley thought. Every day he'd go out to the forest and come back with at least twenty carrots and say they were magic. No-one believed him.

One day a young girl followed the boy through the forest, over a river and into a rabbit's hole. There was a rabbit. It was sitting down and wearing a hat. It could see the future, so it told the world's biggest lie. Just like every day, it said to the boy, "In this box there are some carrots that give you the ability to live forever. In the other box they're just carrots. Pick wisely." The boy picked up the fake magic carrots only to run into the girl.

The rabbit pushed them so he'd kiss the girl. Twenty years later and now they're married. How do I know? I'm the rabbit!